I've often wanted to drown my troubles, but i can't get my wife to go swimming!
Have you heard the one about the homosexual who wanted to enlarge the circle of his friends?
Q: Why did the Priest go to Walmart? A: He wanted to get boys pants "half" off!
What about the blond guy whose wife gave birth to twins? He wanted to know who the other man was. . .
Why did the blonde insist her partner use a condom? She wanted to save a dogie bag for later.
Why did the mexicans fight so hard for the alamo? They wanted 4 clean walls to spray paint.
Q: Why were there only 49 contestants at the Miss Ebonics USA pageant? A: No one wanted to stand up and say. . . Idaho. . .
He said - Since I first laid eyes on you, I've wanted to make love to you really badly. She said - Well, you succeeded.
If god had wanted us to run around naked,we would have been born that way.
|Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet? He wanted to see the floor show!
|There is a story about the Irishman who drowned while he was digging a grave for a friend. He'd wanted to be buried at sea.
Why did the blonde stand in front of a mirror with his eyes closed? He wanted to see what he looked like asleep.
Why did the jellybean jump off the cliff ? Because he wanted to be a smarty!
Why did the guru refuse Novacaine when he went to his dentist? He wanted to transcend dental medication.
Did you hear about the Polish Admiral who wanted to be buried at seawhen he died? Five sailors died digging his grave.
He: Since I first laid eyes on you, I've wanted to make love to you in the worst way. She: Well, you succeeded!
What is the difference between inlaws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted! or You can shoot outlaws!
Have you heard about the couple who got married in a nudist colony? They wanted everyone to be sure who the best man was!
Help Wanted: Telepath. You know where to apply.
If God had wanted people to be gay. . . he would've made Adam & Steve instead of Adam & Eve.