I think the real miracle of Christmasis how I get through it each year without killing my relatives!-Reno Goodale
What is the last thing to go through the mindof a mosquito when it hits your windscreen? It's ass.
Why don't mexicans have barbeques? the beans keep slipping through the grill.
Q: Why can't Chinese Barbecue? A: Because the rice falls through the grill
Q: Why can't Jesus eat M & M's? A: Because they fall through the holes in his hands.
So the elephant says to the naked man . . . "You breathe through that little thing? "
What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose? Darling.
Q: What's the quickest way to a woman's heart? A: Straight through the rib cage.
The way to a man's heart is through his feet(but you need a long knife).
What did one gay sperm say to the other? - I can't find my way through all this shit.
Why is it hard for a ghost to tell a lie? Because you can see right through him.
Q: When driving through fog what should you use? A: Your car!
Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH? A: A blonde going through a flashing red light.
Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: They have to have some place to rest their ankles. Q: Why do blondes where big hoop earrings? A: To put their feet through.
What happens when a man tries to hide his baldness by combing hishair across his head? The truth comes shining through.
Why do men resist becoming fathers? Because they aren't through yet being children.
Q: How did a Blonde try to kill a bird ? ? A: She through it out of the window !!
Knock Knock Whos there? Luke Luke who? Look through the keyhole and you will find out!
What is the last thing to go through a bugs mind when it hits your windshield? It's butt!
How do crazy people get through the forest? They take the psycho path.