Yo Mama is so fat, that when she dances, the band skips!
Good News, Bad News, Worse News VI Good: Your wife's not talking to you Bad: She wants a divorce Worse: She's a lawyer
My mother-in-law was bitten by a dog yesterday. How is she now ? She's fine. But, the dog died.
What did cinderella do when she got to the ball? ? ? She choked. . .
Q: How do you know when you've satisfied a redhead? A: She unties you.
Q: What happened to the cheerleader when she did the splits? A: 20 class rings fell out.
Why did the woman with P. M. S. cross the road? She just did, alright!!
|"And how's yer wife, Pat? " "Sure, she do be awful sick. " "Is ut dangerous she is? " "No, she's too weak t' be dangerous anymore!"
Q: Why are there no ice cubes in the blonde's freezer? A: She forgot the recipe.
? She opens the car door.
-I went into your house, took a booger of the wall and yo mamma told me not to touch the family portrait. YO MAMMA'S SO FAT:-she was mistaken for god's bowling ball. -when her beeper goes off, people think she's backing up-she had to go to Sea World to get babtised-she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth-her favorite dress is a tent-she left home with highheels and came back with flip-flops-she has to iron her pants on the driveway-she needs a building permit for her girdle-she needs a hula-hoop for a belly button ear ring-she puts on tampons with a bazooka-she has to put lipstick on with a paint roller-she had to get her ears pierced with a harpoon-she sat on a rainbow and and Skittles came out-she sat on a quarter and got 2 dimes and a nickel-she rolled over 4 quarters and made it a dollar-when she sat on a dollar bill, blood came out of George Washington's nose-the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs
You momma is so fat, she needs a sheep for a tampon!
Your Mommas so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on a scale!
Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you? A: Tell her she's pregnant. Q: What will she ask you? A: "Is it mine? "
Yo momma so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.
Yo momma so stupid she stole free bread.
Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund.
Your momma's so fat the only time she sees "90210" is when she's on a scale.
Your mamma's so fat, when she backs up, she beeps!
Yo Mama is so fat that when she sleeps around the house, she sleeps AROUND the house.