There was this Eskimo girl who spent the night with her boyfriend and nextmorning found out that she was six months pregnant.
"You and your husband don't seem to have an awful lot incommon," said the new tenant's neighbor. "Why on earthdid you get married? ""I suppose it was the old business of 'opposites attract',"was the reply. "He wasn't pregnant and I was. "
What's the difference between a nine-month pregnantwoman and a Playboy centerfold? Nothing, if the pregnant woman's husband knows what's good for him.
A guy was in a bar, and asked for some milk. So in turn a pregnant topless dancer got on the bar and squeezed the milk out of her tits. He looked at this and said to himself, "I would hate to see how they give out bloody Mary? s. "
What's the fastest way to get a nun pregnant? Dress her up as an altar boy.
"Mom, I'm pregnant. ""How can that be? What did I tell you about sex? ""That I should take measures. That's what I did! I took measures and then went with the biggest. "
A man is driving down the road and notices a car in the ditch. He doesn't usually help many people so he drives on by. Then he notices that a pretty woman is the driver so he goes back to help. As he is hooking his truck to her car he says, "You know, you are the first pregnant woman I've ever helped out of a ditch". "But I'm not pregnant," she says. "Well you're not out of the ditch yet," he says.
A Ken and Barbie Joke: Why does Barbie never get pregnant? Because Ken always comes in a box!
Did you hear about the woman who only had two chances to get pregnant? -She blew them both. . .
How did the Burger King get the Dairy Queen pregnant? He forgot to wrap his whopper.
What two things in the air will get a women pregnant? Her legs.
I must take every precaution not to get pregnant," said Edna to Priscilla. "But I thought you said your hubby had a vasectomy," Priscilla responded. "He did. That's why I have to take every precaution. "
What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb? You can unscrew a light bulb!
Q: Why did the blonde take her typewriter to the doctor? A: She thought it was pregnant because it missed a period.
Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you? A: Tell her she's pregnant. Q: What will she ask you? A: "Is it mine? "
Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells? A: Pregnant
Q: What did the Polish mother say when her daughter announced that she was pregnant? A: "Are you sure it's yours? "
What do you call a pregnant Black woman? A dope carrier!
How did the dairy queen get pregnant? The burger king showed her his whopper!!!
How did Dairy Queen (U. S. restaurant) get Pregnant? Burger King showed her it's Whopper.