Yo mama's so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it has to go down.
What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle? "Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!"
What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg? Fake an orgasm.
G: Nobody gets the girl. PG: The good guy gets the girl. R: The bad guy gets the girl. X: Everybody gets the girl!
Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70? - Because she gets a frog stuck in her throat at 69.
What's the definition of a real loser? A guy who has a wet dream and gets HIV.
What happens when a lawyer takes viagra? He gets taller!!Sent by Bill
Q: How do you get AIDS from a toilet seat? A: If you sit down before the other guy gets off.
|What does a spider do when he gets angry? He goes up the wall!
your mamma is so fat when she goes swimming in the ocean she gets harpooned.
Q: Where does your nose go, when it gets hungry? A: Booger King!!!
Q: What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease? A: Her IQ goes up!
Confucius says:Man who plays with titty gets bust in mouth.
Q: What do you get when something gets caught in your Zippo? A: Zippo Marx.
How can you tell if a man is a WASP? He gets out of the shower to pee.
Q: Bill & Hilary Clinton are on a sinking ship, who gets saved? A: The nation!
What happens when you give Viagra to a Lawyer? He gets taller!
Q. What do you get when a cow gets stuck in an earthquake? A. A milk shake!
Your momma is like a doorknob - everyone gets a turn!
What the difference between a brunette and the trash? The trash gets taken out once a week!