Q: Does an elephant ever forget? A: Only if you loan him money.
Q: What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it? A: None. It just lets out a little wine.
How do you get an elephant out of the water? Wet. How do you get two elephants out of the water? One by one.
How do you smuggle an elephant across the border? Put a slice of bread on each side, and call him "lunch".
What has two grey legs and two brown legs? An elephant with diarrhea. What do you give an elephant with diarrhea? Lots of room!
What does an elephant use as a vibrator? An epilectic.
An elephant walks up to a naked guy and says, "How do you breathe out of that thing? "Sent by abu dahbi
Here's a sad one. . . Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle? A: A dead poodle with an 18 inch asshole.
What is grey and comes in quarts? An Elephant.
What did the elephant say to the naked man? That's cute, but can it pick up peanuts!
What does an elephant keep up its trunk? A Yard 'n' half o' snot!
Why does an elephant have four feet? Because it would look silly with six inches.
Q: What do you do if you come across an elephant in the jungle? A: Wipe it off and say you're sorry.
So the elephant says to the naked man . . . "You breathe through that little thing? "
|What do you call a mouse that can pick up an elephant? Sir!
|What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant? Very big worm holes in your garden!
What did the elephant say to the naked man? "It's nice, but can it pick up peanuts? "
What do you get when you cross a fish and an elephant? SWIMMING TRUNKS !!!
How can you tell when an elephant has been in your refrigerator? Footprints in the butter!
Where does a 200 ton elephant sit? Anywhere he wants!