What do you do if your dishwasher breaks down? Kick her in the butt!
Yo mama's so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it has to go down.
Yo mamma is so fat, she went in the elevator, and when she pressed up, it went down.
Q: What do you get when you cross a Jewish American Princess with a computer? A: A computer that never goes down on you.
Q. What's an Australian kiss? A. The same thing as a French kiss, only down under!
What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her skirt? Self-employed
What is the definition of an overbite? When you go down on a girl and come up with a mouth full of shit.
What's the purpose of a bellybutton? To put your gum in on the way down.
Why do female parachutists wear tampons? So they don't whistle on the way down. . .
|Shift to the left, shift to the right!Pop up, push down, byte, byte, byte!
|What jumps up and down in front of a car? Froglights!
|Why was the frog down in the mouth? He was un hoppy!
Your Momma's teeth are so yellow that when she smiles people SLOW DOWN!
You might be a redneck when you say ho-down and your girlfriend hits the ground.
Q: What do you get if put a blonde upside down? A: A brunette with a bad breath.
What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her panties? Self-employed!
Q. Do you know what an Australian kiss is? A. It's like a French kiss, but down under.
How do you tell the difference between male chromosomes and female chromosomes? Pull down their genes!
What do you call a depressed dentist? A little down in the mouth.
What goes up when you count down? A Rocket Ship!