What do turtles and blondes have in common? If they're on their back, they're screwed!
Q) What does a vibrator and soybeans have in common? A)They are both meat substitutes!!!!
What do chain saws and monkeys have in common? They both fuck up trees!
What do spaghetti and blondes have in common? They both wiggle when you eat them!Sent by Sonia
What does a blond and a turtle have in common? When they lay on their backs they're screwed!
What is New Jersey's state bird? The common House Fly.
Q. What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common? A. They both have balls just for decoration.
What does a camera and a condom have in common? They both capture that magic moment.
What do jello and a woman have in common? They both wiggle when you eat them.
What do cow pies and cowgirls have in common? The older they get the easier they are to pick up.
What do men have in common with toilet bowls, aniversaries, andclitorises? They miss them all.
Q: What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic? A: Snap-on tools!
What do a blonde and a beer bottle have in common? They're both empty from the neck up!
Q: What do peroxide blondes and black men have in common? A: They both have black roots.
Q: What do blondes and spaghetti have in common? A: They both wriggle when you eat them.
What do blacks and Christmas trees have in common? They both have colored balls.
What do a clitoris, an anniversary, and a toilet have in common? Men always miss them!
What do lawyers and sperm have in common? One in a million become a human being.
What do a turtle and a blonde have in common? When they're on their back their both fucked!
What do blondes and spaghetti have in common? They both wiggle when you eat them.