Whats a blonde's favorite surgery? A Slipodictomy.
Q: What is the difference between butter and a blonde? A: Butter is difficult to spread.
What do you call a blonde lesbian? A waste.
How do you change a blonde's mind? Blow in her ear.
What do you get when you cross a blonde with an ape? A retarded ape.
What is the smartest blonde? A golden retriever
What do you call a blonde in the freezer? A Frosted Flake.
What is the difference between a blonde and Dennis Rodman? There is no difference.
What is the difference between a blonde and a brunette? Well about 15 minutes!
Q: What do you do when you notice a blonde on the street? Ans: Nothing. Do they exist?
What goes blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette? A blonde doing cartwheels!
What do you call a blonde in a freezer? A frosted Flake!
Q: What does a blonde think an innuendo is? A: An Italian suppository.
Q: To a blonde, what is long and hard? A: Grade4.
Q: What do you call a blonde in an institution of higher learning? A: A visitor.
Q: What do you say to a blonde with no arms and no legs? A: "Nice tits!"
Q: What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for herthoughts? A: Change.
Q: What does a blonde owl say? A: What, what?
Blonde #1: Have you ever read Shakespeare? "Blonde #2: No, who wrote it? "
How do blonde's braincells die? ? -Alone-