What do turtles and blondes have in common? If they're on their back, they're screwed!
I've just come back from the beauty parlor!What a pity it was closed!
Yo mama so old, I slapped her on the back and her tits fell off!
How do you get four elephants into a Mini? Two in the front, two in the back.
What do you call a dog with no back legs and balls of steel? SparkySent by Shawn
What do you do when a Blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.
What do you do if a blond throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.
What do you see when you look into a blondes eyes? The back of her head.
What's the object of a Jewish football game? To get the quarter back!
Why did the punk cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chickens back.
What do you do in case of fallout? Put it back in and take shorter strokes!
If a man is bald at the front, he is a thinker. If he is bald at the back, he is sexy. If he is bald from front to back - he thinks he is sexy.
Knock Knock. Who's there? StanStan who? Stan back or I'll be sick on your shoe!!!!
I just had the doctor remove an ugly growth from my back. It was my mother-in-law.
What do a turtle and a blonde have in common? When they're on their back their both fucked!
What do you call a dog with no back legs and steel testicles? SPARKY!!!
How do you put six elephants in a Volkswagen? . . . Three in front and three in back. . .
Q. What did the snail say when he climbed onto the turtles back? A. WHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.
Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A: A stick!