How do you get four elephants into a Mini? Two in the front, two in the back.
What game do four elephants in a mini play? Squash
How do you get an elephant out of the water? Wet. How do you get two elephants out of the water? One by one.
What do you do when an elephant comes through the window? Swim for it. . .
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall? "Dam".
Where do you find a no legged dog? Right where you left him.
What is the difference between a dog and a fox? Eight beers.
How do you give a cowboy a hard-on? Moooo-ooo-ooo
Why do elephants have 4 feet? -Because 4 inches isn't enough.
What has two legs and bleeds? Half a dog.
What does an elephant use as a vibrator? An epilectic.
What do you call a rabbit with a bent dick? Fucks funny!
Why do gorillas have big noses? Because they have big fingers.
What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle? "Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!"
What is grey and comes in quarts? An Elephant.
What do you do with a dog with no legs? Take it for a drag.
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak? A headbanger
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer
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