Look in the mirror!!!!!!!1
What's the definition of a virgin? an ugly third grader
What's 3 feet tall and gives me head? My son.
What did cinderella do when she got to the ball? ? ? She choked. . .
Where does Peter Pan eat? Wendy's
What's another term for cunnilingus? Genital Slurpees.
What do people do for fun on Halloween? They monsterbate
What is the most insensitive part of a penis? - The man
Husband: Want a quickie? Wife: As opposed to what?
What is green and eats nuts? Herpes!
What do you call foreplay in Alabama? 'Hey sis, you awake? '
How do you get Visual Aids? - From a nasty poke in the eye.
Q: What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose? A: Full.
How long does it take for a woman to orgasm? Who cares?
Q: What's the most active muscle in a woman? A: The penis.
Q: How do you know when you've satisfied a redhead? A: She unties you.
What is the difference between a Slut and a Bitch? A Slut sleeps with everyone, a bitch sleeps with everyone but you!
What is a man's idea of protected sex? A padded headboard.
for you girls. . . Why is 88 better than 69? You get 8 twice.
How does Herpes leave the hospital? On crotches.