|A cop pulled up two Irish drunks, and asked to the first, "What's your name and address? " "I'm Paddy O'Day, of no fixed address. " The cop turned to the second drunk, and asked the same question. "I'm Seamus O'Toole, and I live in the flat above Paddy. "
|Paddy was tooling along the road one fine day when the local policeman, a friend of his, pulled him over. "What's wrong, Seamus? " Paddy asked. "Well didn't ya know, Paddy, that your wife fell out of the car about five miles back? " said Seamus. "Ah, praise the Almighty!" Paddy replied with relief. "I thought I'd gone deaf!"
|A cop pulls up two Irish drunks, and says to the first, "What's your name and address? " "I'm Paddy O'Day, of no fixed address. " The cop turns to the second drunk, and asks the same question. "I'm Seamus O'Toole, and I live in the flat above Paddy. "