Why does an elephant have four feet? Because it would look silly with six inches.
What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA? "Look! they spelled MACY'S wrong.
Q:How can you tell if a blond has been sleepwalking? A:When you look in the refridgorator and there's lipstick all over the pickles.
What do you see when you look into a blondes eyes? The back of her head.
What should you say if he asks you "Am I your first"? "You might be - you look familiar"
John : I don't know what to buy - a cow or a bicycle. Peter : You will look silly riding a cow. John : I will look even sillier trying to milk a bicycle.
Why do priests wear shorts in the shower? They don't like to look down on the unemployed.
When you go to the hospital how do you find the head nurse? Look for the nurse with dirty knees and swollen lips!
What did the boy with a long tongue and biglips say to his mom as he was masturbating? "look Ma', no hands"
Why don't lawyers play hide-and-seek? Nobody will look for them.
|Why do mice have long tails? Well, they'd look silly with long hair!
Where do you look for blondes' obituaries? Under "Home Improvements. "
Q: What did the digital clock say to his mother? A: Look ma no hands!
Yo mama nose so big she makes Pinochio look like a cat! Yo mama nose so big that her neck broke from the weight!
A blonde and a brunette are taking a walk, and the burnette goes, "Oh look, a dead bird," and the blonde looks up at the sky and goes, "Where? "
Have you ever seen an asshole wrapped in plastic? Just look at your drivers license!
Q: What do you look for when you're tracking a shoo-be-doo-be? A: Shoo-be-doo-be-doo.
Dad: Look at this room. It's a mess. When will our kids start picking up toys? Mom: When they have kids!
Tree 1 "Hey look, Mother Nature's coming!"Tree 2 "Look busy. "
Knock Knock Whos there? Luke Luke who? Look through the keyhole and you will find out!