Please try the following:
Look in the mirror!!!!!!!1
|They would immediately change the name to WatMas.
|What do you call a man with an I. Q. of 50? Gifted!
|What is a grasshopper? An insect on a pogo stick!
|What do you call a grasshopper with no legs? A grasshover!
|What is the insect's favorite game? Cricket!
|Why are mosquitos religious? They prey on you!
|What is a myth? A female moth!
|What do insects learn at school? Mothmatics!
|What's the biggest moth in the world? A mammoth!
|What do mice do when they're at home? Mousework!
|Is there a mouse in the house? No, but there's a moose on the loose!
|Where do hamsters come from? Hamsterdam!
|How do frogs die? They kermit suidide!
|What's a frogs favorite flower? A croakus!
|Why was the frog down in the mouth? He was un hoppy!
|What do toads drink? Croaka-cola!
|What do frogs drink? Hot croako!
|What's a toads favorite sweet? Lollihops!