When that fool Reagan said that the Soviet Union was a failedexperiment headed for the ash heap of history, I knew he was ademagogue. When that fool Reagan said that the Soviet Union was an evilempire, I knew he was a dangerous kook. When that fool Reagan said that we could end the Cold War byescalating the arms race, I knew the odds favored nuclearannihilation. When the Soviet Union went broke, dissolved, and repudiatedits past, I knew it was all Gorbachev's genius, and that fool Reaganhad nothing to do with it. Because if that fool Reagan was right all along. . . . . . what kind of fool am I? --Jules Feiffer
Q: What do a blonde and President Gorbachev have in common? A: They both got fucked by 10 men whilst on holiday. Q2: What's the difference between a blonde and President Gorbachev? A: He knows who the ten men were.