So there is a cow and a chicken. And the cow goes. . . Baak!Baak! LOL (why would a cow go baak!? !) LOLAnd. . . LOL. . . the chicken goes . . . LOL. . . Moo!LOL(why would a chicken say moo!? !) . . . .
Q: WHY ARE BLONDES SO EASY TO GET INTO BED? A: Who cares?
Why don't Jewish mothers drink? Alcohol interferes with their suffering.
Why did God create man first? So he wouldn't have to be told how to do it.
Q: Why is a violist like a terrorist? A: They both fuck up bowings.
Q: Why don't cannibals eat clowns? A: They taste funny!!
Why are there so many Jones's in the phone book? Because they all have phones.
Have you ever wondered why you wonder why? I used to wonder why, but now I don't wonder why I wonder why. I wonder why I don't wonder why anymore?
Why did the pervert cross the road? He was stuck to the chicken.
for you girls. . . Why is 88 better than 69? You get 8 twice.
Why do women get PMS? THEY JUST FUCKING DO ALRIGHT!?
Why do men die before their wives? Because they want to.
|Why are mosquitos religious? They prey on you!
|Why was the frog down in the mouth? He was un hoppy!
Why are the so smart? They don’t have any blondes.
Why do blondes wear earmuffs? To avoid the draft.
Why do men like BMWs? They can spell it.
Why do blondes where underwear? To keep their ankles warm.
Why do hummingbirds hum? They forgot the words. . . . . .
Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 ate nine! (7, 8, 9)