Kid: Teacher can I go to the bathroom? Teacher: You have to say your ABC's firstKid: Ok,a,b,c,d,e,f,g,h,i,j,k,l,m,n,o,q,r,s,t,u, v,w. x. y, and zTeacher: Where's the p? Kid: It's running down my leg!!Sent by Jenna
Attorney to witness: "What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke up that morning? "Witness: "Where am I Cathy? "Attorney: "And why did that upset you? "Witness: "Because my name is Susan. "
"Daddy? " the kid asked his father. "Where did I come from? ""Ask your mother," he replied. "I did," the kid said. "But I don't think she was telling the truth. She said I came from a bucket. ""Hmmmm," chuckled his dad. "That's about the size of it? "
Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke that morning? A: He said, "Where am I, Cathy? "Q: And why did that upset you? A: My name is Susan.
A woman and her lover are on the bed in the woman's home, whenall of a sudden, they hear the front door open and close. "Oh, no, it's my husband!"The man says, "Where's your back door? ""We don't have a back door" says the woman. The man then asks, "Well, where do you want a back door? "
A little girl asks her father, "where do little girls come from? " The father says, "they come from a hard-on. " The little girl then asks her father, "where does a hard-on come from? " The father says, "little girls!"
An anxious woman goes to her doctor. "Doctor," she asks nervously, "canyou get pregnant from anal intercourse? ""Certainly," replies the doctor, "Where do you think lawyers come from? "
|A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park one morning. Suddenly, the brunette notices a dead bird. "Awww, look at the dead birdie," she says sadly. The blonde stops, looks up into the sky, and says, "Where? Where? "
|Where would you put an injured insect? In an antbulance!
|Where do frogs keep their money? In a river bank!
|Where do frogs keep their treasure? In a croak of gold at the end of the rainbow!
|Where do you get frogs eggs? At the spawn shop!
|Where do frogs leave their hats and coats? In the croakroom!
|Where do you find giant snails? At the end of giants fingers!
|. . . This reminds me of something yesterday at work. A colleague was relating a conversation he had with his young daughter, just a bit over 2 years old. They were discussing geography and. . . "Where does mommy live? ""Minneapolis. ""Where does grandma live? ""Baltimore. ""Where does grandpa live? ""Baltimore. ""And where does daddy live? ""At work!"Needless to say, he took the morning off that next day. . .
Two blondes were walking down the road and the first blonde said, "Look at that dog with one eye!" The other blonde covers one of her eyes and asks, "Where? "
A blonde and a brunette are taking a walk, and the burnette goes, "Oh look, a dead bird," and the blonde looks up at the sky and goes, "Where? "
Yo mamma's so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and said "Hey, where's my gumball? "
Student: Can I use the bathroom? Teacher: Okay but first say your ABC's. Students: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNO QRSTUVWXYZTeacher: Where's the P? Student: Its running down my leg!
Q: A blonde is walking down the street with a pig under her arm. Shepasses a person who asks, "Where did you get that? "A: The pig says, "I won her in a raffle!"