We have collected some of the most crazy and funny jokes for you to laught at!
A recent study showed that the average husband only actually speaks to his wife about thirty-seven minutes each week. Well, yeah, I can believe that, I mean just how long does it take to say "Uh-huh" or "Yes dear" or "I'm sorry" ?
An angry husband returned home one night to find his wifein bed with a naked man. 'What are you doing' he shouted. To which his wife said to her lover 'See, I told you he was stupid'
A new American ambassador was being entertained by an African diplomat. They'd spent the day discussing what the country had received from theRussians before the new government kicked them out. "The Russians builtus a power plant, a highway, and an airport. Plus, we learned to drinkvodka and play Russian roulette. "The American frowned. "Russian roulette's not a very nice game. " Thediplomat smiled. "That's why we developed African roulette. If youwant to have good relations with our country, you'll have to play. "I'll show you how. "He pushed a buzzer, and a moment later, six magnificently built, nudewomen were ushered in. "You can choose any one of those women to giveyou oral sex," he told the American. "That's great," the ambassador said, "but it doesn't seem much likeRussian roulette. ""Oh, it is. One of them is a cannibal. "
The general went to the doctor for a physical. Before he began, the doctor asked him the standard questions -- age, height, weight, and then he asked when was the last time the general had sex. 'Oh,' he mused, 'It was 1945. ''Isn't that a long time to go without sex? ' the doctor asked. 'I don't think so. According to your clock it's only 21:13. '
Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil. . .